It was time for a new diaper so I put Jackson on the toilet to try before putting the new one on.
Mama: K, you stay here and try while I go get a new dipe.
Jackson: Diapey and wife.
(I think he meant wipes!)
After laughing to himself...
"Ha ha, that's funny there. "
Spotting some superhero action figures across the room...
"Iron man, fly; cap 'merica, fight; hulk, SMASH!"