Kid quotes

Emma was suspiciously looking out of an opening in an outdoor playset. It was written on her face that she was debating jumping out to the ground...

John: Emma, what are you doing?

Emma: I want down. 

John: Use the ladder. 

Emma: That's just for getting up. 

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Jackson was walking with his hands out in front of him doing the sign for "fish" and making it swim back and forth...

Mama: Jackson are you a fishy?

Jackson: I am not a fishy. I am being LIKE a fishy. 

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Em and I are on the back patio...Jackson is still eating being super slow...the door is cracked. I hear from the kitchen, "I got my eye on you, mama!"

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Emma had gotten a spoon for her cereal...

Jackson: I want a 'poon.

Mama: I'm getting you one.

Jackson: A 'poon? For me? My 'poon? My 'piderman 'poon? Tee hee hee.

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Emma: I think it's hard for the justice league to eat...because there's always emergencies.

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So the other day Emma was telling Jackson about something she was reading. In her prank book it showed a boy putting soap on his daddy's toothbrush.  Jackson chimed in, "if I do that I would get a correction!"